What Women Say and What They Mean

What women say and what they mean

* Can't we just be friends? = There is no way in hell I am going to let any part of his body touch any part of mine, again.

* I just need some space = without you in it.

* Do I look fat in this dress? = We haven't had a fight in a while.

* No, pizza's fine = Cheap bastard!

* I just do not want a boyfriend now = I just don't want YOU as a boyfriend now.

* I don't know; what do you want to do? = I can't believe that you have nothing planned.

* I like you, but = I don't like you.

* You never listen = You never listen.

* We're moving too quickly = I am not going to sleep with you until I find out if this guy at the gym has a girlfriend.

* I'll be ready in a minute = I AM ready, but I am going to make you wait because I know you will.

* Oh, no, I will pay for myself = I am just being nice; there is no way I am going dutch.

* I'm just going out with the girls = We are gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your friends.

* There's no one else = I am doing your brother.

* Size doesn't matter = unless I want an orgasm.