Tuesday, May 8, 2007

Top ten things men shouldn't say out loud in a Victoria's Secret store

* Does this come in children's sizes?

* No Thanks. Just Sniffing.

* I'll be in the dressing room going blind.

* Mom will love this.

* Do you have this with a Dallas Cowboys Logo on it?

* No need to wrap it up, I'll eat it here.

* Will you model this for me?

* Oh honey, you'll never squeeze your fat ass into that!

* But darling - your mother already has that one in red.

* 45 bucks?! You're just gonna end up naked anyway!

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