What he says and what he means!!

When he says – "Maybe we could get together or something"
He really means – "I think you're hot, but am too scared to ask you out on a date. So, I'll just dance around the question and hopefully you'll make the plans for us"
What you should say – "Yeah, maybe"

When he says – "What time do you need to go to work?"
He really means – "I want sex"
What you should say – "Early"

When he says – "It feels like I haven't kissed you for ages"
He really means – "I haven't been laid in ages"
What you should say – "I've been busy"

When he says – "It's not you, it's me"
He really means – "It is you, I am just an idiot for not realising what a good catch you are"
What you should say – "That's okay, I think I'm too busy for a relationship now anyway"

When he says – "I need a break"
He really means – "I want to have my cake and eat it too"
What you should say – "I think that's a good idea"

When he says – "You're beautiful"
He really means – "Right now, to me, you're beautiful, but that doesn't mean tomorrow you will be"
What you should say – Nothing. Just smile sweetly.

When he says – "I really like you but feel that you deserve more"
He really means – "You deserve more and I am being an asshole but can't stop myself from being an asshole"
What you should say – "I do deserve more"

When he says – "I really like you"
He really means – "I think I may be falling in love with you but if I say that there's no going back"
What you should say – "That's great"