I have married nine times

I have married nine times. Let me tell you what was wrong with each

* My 1st husband was a musician and all he wanted to do was play with it.

* My 2nd was a doctor and all he wanted was to examine it.

* My 3rd was a politician and all he did was make promises to it.

* My 4th was a psychiatrist and all he did was talk about it.

* My 5th was a photographer and all he did was take pictures of it.

* My 6th was a policeman and all he did was keep it under lock and key.

* My 7th was a hair dresser and all he did was tease it.

* My 8th was a gourmet and all he did was taste it.

* My 9th and last one is the one I am married to now and I love him the best. He is a mechanic--he tore it up the first night and he's been working on it ever since.